Let's Talk about Sex baaaaby: Mangina

In another series of short articles, since I am one of the few, the maybe proud, the 'Manginas' (Yes, just like Vagina but with a Man instead of a Vag.) I'm one of those people who play a female toon and am a male IRL. Why? I'm on a roleplaying server, so I like to RP as different sexes and personalities. I was also drawn to the whole Female Blood Elf in Judgement Armor that Blizzard kept showing off everywhere all the dang time (like the one on the loading screen for example.)

Anyhow, I ask this question today, well, two actually:

- How many of you play characters of the opposite sex and why?

- What is the term for a female who plays as a male?

My answer for #2 has been decided upon as "Womisticle"/"Womasticle", however I have heard "Fenis"/"Wonis"/"Wenis".

I bestow upon you all... Ubarlight.

There isn't really a way to put Ubarlight into words. He is a paladin of awesomeness & wicked sweetness. I suggest everyone check out his WoWwiki Entry and bask in the glory of Argent Dawn's very own forum celebrity.

Paladin Tanking Joke

Disclaimer: In no way am I suggesting that Paladins can't tank. I just found the joke funny.

Joke (Edited for Comedic Effect):

So a warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'

The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.

'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'

With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.

'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'

The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.

'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'

The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.

'Oh I'm sorry,' the paladin said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'

The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.

'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'

Well, here's my contribution to the Office Space forum post I mentioned earlier.

Hope you enjoy my prototype.

Paladin TPS in 2.1

I normally don't make pointless links to forum threads and such, but I found this nugget of amusingness on the paladin forums.
Office Space: Paladin Edition

Anybody else have any good Paladinified Office Space quotes they can come up with?

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This is by far one of my favorite signatures...